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Turlington, My Melody!

I love things. Things like SNL, Jimmy Fallon, NBC, Funny Things, and above all, Tumblr. This is my face. I go to college. About MeShows I watch and sometimes liveblogtheme

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

(via madetobeequalmen)

AMANDA MANDA MANDA MANDA MANDA SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My Asian friend just posted on the Facebook: “YORO: You Onry Rive Once”

(Source: boredumb)

mamaluka answered your question: Listen up, turkeys - Part 2

You will have to stand on the line as early as 6am, they give them out by 9:00am

Thanks!

TSHIRT AND MY PANTIES AWWNNNNNN

Listen up, turkeys - Part 2

How long does it take to get stand-by tickets to Late Night if I don’t end up getting tickets in time (I still don’t know the dates of when I’ll be in the city) ?

cokesnlfan:

Andy Samberg, Will Forte, Bobby Moynihan, Paul Brittain, Akiva Schaffer & Kevin James filming a carwash scene for Grown Ups 2

LMAO! LMAO!! :D

PAUL OHMYGOSH YOU’RE BACK FROM THE MISSING!!!!

(via war-horse-can-dance)

Listen up, turkeys:

hypothetically speaking, how far in advance do I need to call to book Late NIght with Jimmy Fallon tickets?

Like if I was, say, going in early August, am I too late?

Today I was talking back to my mom, so she punished me the way all mothers punish their children: by making me do household chores in heels like the ladies on Real Housewives.

(Source: gingershanks, via war-horse-can-dance)

(via voldys-gonemoldy)

madetobeequalmen replied to your post: I can’t hold it in much longer. It’s been a whole 3 hours since I found out.

THAT IS SOME DAGGONE EXCITING NEWS! PUT ME IN YOUR CARRYON!

thanks, pal! And jump in the carryon - I won’t tell!